humm...i don't have the answer but i shore have the quetsions

i have lik soOoOo many questions that i just cant answer soOoOo i was wodering if any1 cud help me can any 1 help???

y do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?
y was it that in al diferent cultures d men always used 2 cum first n never d women?
Wen u feel down, y do people ask wot’s up?
If Pinocchio sed, “My nose is about to grow”, wot wud hapen?
y dose ‘a fat chance’ n ‘a slim chance’ mean d same thing?
y is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
If u get a ber bely by drinkin ber, do u get a pot bely by smokin pot?
y does ‘dyslexia’ hav 2 be so hard to spel?
If u try 2 fail, n succed, wich hav u done?
If u think your a hypochondriac, den r u 1 or not?